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Tonight’s Blog Colors: Zelda, Bridget, Gigi
6:09-Apparently there are sprinkles on the Red Carpet. I just hope they are chocolate ones!
6:10 – I just wanted it noted that I am very upset Miley Cyrus is going to be there. I’m not really sure what she has done in the past year that is worth an invitation to the Oscars – are they handing them out like candy!?
6:11 – Kimora’s fabulosity scares me!
6:14 – Ryan Seacrest got dressed in the dark or he lost a bet. Either way he needs to take off that jacket.
6:20 – What?!?! No Angie & Brad. I’m very sad.
6:21 – Except for Kimora Lee Simmons, apparently no celebrities have arrived since TVGuide is showing Joey and Lisa doing short skits and E! has a rundown of yesterday’s celeb news and gossip. This does not bode well for the rest of the ceremony. Actual celebrites are supposed to show up, right?
6:24 – George Clooney is there now. I feel much better.
6:26 – Oh good, Now can he inform us about all the important social causes out there.
6:27 – Really? Sarah Larson is the luckiest girl in Hollywood? Didn’t she get thrown off a motorcycle?
6:30 – That was lame, Ryan. I hope this gets better soon.
6:32 – New drinking game. Everytime that commercial for Miss Pettegrew Lives for a Day appears on screen. Which pains me to say considering how much I love Amy Adams and Lee Pace and think that this is a great improvement over the commercials for “There Will Be Blood” with Daniel Day-Lewis screaming at me.
6:35 – When did this become the Weather Channel? I am so confused.
6:43- Hello all! I am very excited for this year’s oscar’s so far the only unfortunate outfit is the previously mentioned Ryan Seacrest suit (but he don’t really count) Everyone looks good, especially Kristen C, Jason Bateman and Heidi. I love Heidi’s hair! I don’t care for Kimora, see annoys me and I don’t know why she is there.
6:45 - The smugness!!! Its like a poli sci major.
6:46 – Hey, watch the poli sci cracks! Now there is Jason Bateman on my tv screen. Yay! Arrested Development movie please!
6:46 – I feel as if everyone is going to be wearing red this year.
6:51 - Apparently, the Plain White-T’s are the soundtrack for the night. Its weird. Also, it seems like E! had all these backup plans in case the writer’s strike was still going strong. Instead of getting rid of them because the strike is OVER!!!, they are still going to use all of them, every last one. What will be next? Recreating the milkshake scene from “There Will Be Blood”?
6:55 – I honestly can’t stand Ryan Seacrest. Amy looks cute in her little black dress. P.S. why is the “Rock” there?
7:01 – And now Steve Carell. I love him. The Office needs to come back soon. For once, Ryan manages to not mention George Clooney.
6:59 – The “Rock” is presenting an award tonight. Clearly, the Oscars were desperate this year.
7:03 – What would one do with a McDreamy doll?
7:05 – What wouldn’t you do with a McDreamy doll?
7:11- Daniel Day-Lewis’ wife has the most hideous dress I have ever seen, well, maybe not EVER, but it is still really ugly. Good point Gigi!
7:18 – If I purse my lips like Miley Cyrus, does it make me look older or just dumb like her?
7:21 – I don’t know if this has been mentioned yet, but Jessica Alba has feathers on her dress. What is the point of feathers on a dress?
7:28 – Red Carpet Roulette? Are they stealing games from ”Price is Right”? Ryan should quit and just follow George Clooney around the country. I think he would be happier.
7:30 – Marion Cotillard arrives. Oh dear.
7:36 - I think Tilda is wearing a draped trash bag. Maybe Rami designed it?
7:46 – Not a big Jennifer Hudson fan, but she does pull off that dress. I like Marion Cotillard, but I am a little disappointed in her dress. She could do better.
7:50 – So Colin Farell would want to be Jesus if he wasn’t an actor. How nice. Wow Harrison Ford looks old.
7:52 – Ellen, black again? really? Why does Johnny Depp always wear those glasses?